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Plan9 · 05-20-2009, 08:26 PM

Uh... I... um, I... well, it's... Okay, I admit it. It's true. All of it.

I've gone 'n resorted to porn... but I'm no good at it. I can't do the acting and it's pretty obvious I can't do the performance.

*sigh*

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Thanks a lot, Redlemon... I was trying to maintain some semblance of *cough* dignity*cough* here at TFP (ya know, a few light "smooth spot" jokes)... but after two deployments, a bitter divorce, and the loss of both an awesome kitten and a heavenly Swedish sleep surface... I've ditched my inner balance and flown off the handle. It was bad enough to get into porn... but to have my peers at TFP discover it in all it's unphallic glory? OH, THE SHAME.

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Ya know, I've been thinking about my noncock a lot lately... do you think it's why all the women in my life end up leaving me for men hung toddlers?

05-20-2009, 08:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Uh... I... um, I... well, it's... Okay, I admit it. It's true. All of it. I've gone 'n resorted to porn... but I'm no good at it. I can't do the acting and it's pretty obvious I can't do the performance. *sigh* ... Thanks a lot, Redlemon... I was trying to maintain some semblance of *cough* dignitycough here at TFP (ya know, a few light "smooth spot" jokes)... but after two deployments, a bitter divorce, and the loss of both an awesome kitten and a heavenly Swedish sleep surface... I've ditched my inner balance and flown off the handle. It was bad enough to get into porn... but to have my peers at TFP discover it in all it's unphallic glory? *OH, THE SHAME.* ... Ya know, I've been thinking about my noncock a lot lately... do you think it's why all the women in my life end up leaving me for men hung toddlers? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 05-20-2009 at 10:48 PM..