Crack

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, 'I wanna watch'.

Pick up line for girls with OCD
"That's a nice dress, but it would look a lot better folded neatly in a drawer"

I find it rude when deaf people talk to me with their hands full.

According to Wikipedia monkeys have a clitoris, but damned if I can find it. Whatever, I've learned a bag of bananas will make her just as excited.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx