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Take this short quiz, consisting of 4 simple questions, to determine whether you are truly qualified to be the 'professional' that you claim to be.
QUESTIONS 1:
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
ANSWER:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
QUESTIONS 2:
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
ANSWER:
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong.
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
QUESTIONS 3:
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one ... Which animal does not attend?
ANSWER:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there! This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
QUESTION 4:
There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage to get across?
ANSWER:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference with the Lion King. This tests whether you are a good listener.
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd
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