Originally Posted by Ubiquitious "Underwear Goes Inside the Pants" Bit

Americans, let's face it: we've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic. Like it's polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The great obesity epidemic of 2004. "How'd you get through it, grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible, Johnny. There was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. I'll sit at a drive through.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large?
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat mother fucker? There's room in the bag. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!