Here's an idea for what to write or say next time you need to insult someone's fat, stupid, promiscuous and disgustingly ugly crone of a mother (in jest of course):
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Such a woman! A disabled, drunken creature, barely able to preserve her sitting posture by steadying herself with one begrimed hand on the floor, while the other was so purposeless in trying to push away her tangled hair from her face, that it only blinded her the more with the dirt upon it. A creature so foul to look at, in her tatters, stains and splashes, but so much fouler than that in her moral infamy, that it was a shameful thing even to see her.
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from Hard Times by Charles Dickens (1854)