little johnny was riding a tricycle up a hill and one wheel popped off
johnny said god damnit and the preacher said dont say god damnit say god bless
so johnny put the wheel back on and went back up the hill when all three wheels came off and johny said god!!!
the preacher said to say god bless so johnny obliged this time and said god bless
suddenly a heavenly light appeared all three wheels popped back on and the preacher said god damn!!!
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi
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