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Originally Posted by Zooksport2
A koala was sitting in a gum tree
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One fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest and he sees a giraffe rolling a big fat juicy joint and says "Giraffe Giraffe! why do you smoke puff? Come run with me and get fit instead." So the giraffe stops rolling his reefer and runs with the rabbit.
As they are trotting along, they come across an elephant doing big fat lines of charlie on a mirror.
The rabbit says "Elephant Elephant. Why do you do such drugs? come run with us instead and become fit."
So the elephant stops and goes running with the two; after a while, they run into a lion preparing a syringe of smack.
"Lion Lion" cries the rabbit, "why are you destroying your body with drugs? join our merry band and run with us instead."
The lion with a mighty roar squashes the little rabbit to smithereens.
"No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry. "Why did you do that? all Rabbit was trying to do was to help you out!"
The Lion exclaims: "This fucking crazy rabbit always makes me hop along all around this wanky forest when he's on acid and I've had enough of his trippy bullshit!"
Why are all rabbit jokes about other animals finding one, then following him?
