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1. A rottweiler. Being domesticated, it's more likely to be healthy and well-muscled.
2. The chicken. At 280 lbs, It would be far too heavy for it's body (which evolved to serve an animal of much smaller mass) and therefore easy to tire/topple.
3. Puffin run. Puffin's aren't that tough.
4. Due to the difference in the way the spine connects to the back of the skull, both of these would lead to severe neck pain. It's a wash.
5. No sex. I've already done it.
6. Superman, but I'm not well-read in the comic book area.
7. If travel expenses are included, yes.
8. A long damn time.
9. No. Being a sports star is not worth much to me.
10. I'd take her face. Plastic surgery is always an option.
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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.
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