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10 nonsense questions
1 - Who would win in a fight, a hyena or a rottweiler?
2 - Would you rather fight a 4 stone tiger, of a 20 stone chicken? (assuming both animals were equally aggressive)
3 - Would you rather have to run 1/2 a mile, wearing a coat made of pilchards through a flock of starving puffins; or climb up a telegraph pole which is coated in cheese graters and then jump off into a skip full of mousetraps (wearing only a swimsuit or y fronts and a vest (depending on gender)
4 - Would you rather have the head of a human but the body of a dog; or the body of a human but the head of a dog? (in both cases you had human intelligence, and the dog is a golden retreiver)
5 - Would you rather have to swim 50 metres through a swimming pool filled with hedgehogs (no water, just hedgehogs); or go two years with no sex of any kind.
6 - If you could have the super powers of any comic book superhero or villian, who's would you pick?
7 - Would you go out and eat, at the best restauarant in the country, and eat your favourite meal, all free of charge, if you had to have Chris Moyles at your table, dressed in a nappy (and you cannot blind yourself and he will talk about himself and how great he is for the whole duration of the meal and you are not allowed to strike him)
8 - If you were paid £2 per minute to listen to Chris Moyles tell you his entire life story, in real time, without any break (accept 4 hours sleep every 24) - how long would you take it before you walked out and stopped getting paid?
9 - If a magical wizard offered you a deal that he would give you the skill and fitness to be able to play for your country in your favourite sport, but as a part of the deal you would have no ear lobes (but could still hear fine) and an upside down nose would you accept?
10 - Would you have the brain of Kerry Katona and your own face; or the face of Kerry Katona and your own brain?
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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."
The Gospel of Thomas
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