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Originally Posted by genuinegirly
"Next time you're in the restroom you might want to do something to smell nice."
or
"What did you just eat? I can still smell it on your breath and it's a bit distracting."
or
"I appreciate you trying to save water, but some things shouldn't be sacrificed. Go brush your teeth and shower."
I hear it's possible for some men to get by a day or two without a proper shower. I just haven't ever met one.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa... day-um.
I'm sorry, this passive aggressive mamby-pampy Dr. Phil routine seems like such a joke for a couple to engage in at any point, especially over personal hygiene. We're talking about something that is relatively no nonsense, right?
"And the LORD said: thou shalt soapeth thy ass once daily." I don't know what kind of parents or life choices this dude had/made but not bathing for three days, being unemployed, and going to school "online" smells like someone who's got "aim low" issues beyond just smelling bad.
Why am I so dazed and amazed by this?
Are we really this desperately lonely? Take that trash to the curb, lady.