So... the Viper thing is a true story.
In college I was hanging out at this pool hall with a few friends... We hear this parents yelling "VIPER!!! VIPER!! GET OVER HERE!!!" A few seconds later this kid, maybe 12 years old, walks up with the longest mullet I have ever seen. No joke. Bleached blond. Spikes on top. All the way to his ass in the back. And to make it worse he was wearing a Jeff Gordon t-shirt.
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