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My boyfriend has the same problem. I just tell him. He got a little butthurt but bathed and brushed his teeth anyways.
How it went down:
him: **hard** wanna lick it?? ;D
me: .... uhhh.. no thx.. I can smell it and it stinks and there's a piece of lint on the head. you need to take a shower if you want me to go down there with my mouth.
him: it's not like it matters, though!
me: my FACE will be down there and I'll have to hold my breath and then afterwards I'll have to cough up the lint and hair and stuff from it. So.. just go shower.. and I'll do it. anywhichway you want as long as it's fresh.
So.. he took a shower.. actually we did.. and I did it to him in the shower.. and out of the shower and it was nice. No more lint or hair for me to choke on and no more smell for me to gag from.
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