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Old 04-29-2009, 11:09 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Willravel View Post
Maybe her vagina smells like Dial. Ever think of that?
Don't make me do another fake-me-out "Research Shows..." thread, Will. I'll friggin' do it like OJ did Ron Goldman.

"RESEARCH SHOWS VAGINAL SCENT VARIES FROM TOFFEE TO OLD MODELING CLAY."

...

I rarely wash my hands immediately after sex and sometimes not at all. It has something to do with that screaming-toe-curling-spine-crunching thing called orgasm. That and I usually have delicious female snorgin' fluids all over my face, hands, and smoothspot at that point. Thanks to my youth, a single badger-dance session may involve several orgasms. As long as I have a place to fling the tubular latex yogurt-catcher, I'm good to go for Round Two.

Turns out sex is messy. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.

Mmm, smells like sex in here.
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