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Old 04-28-2009, 12:45 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ratbastid View Post
We're talking baby names around here too. Just preliminarily, you understand.

I'm holding fast that if the hypothetical "it" is a boy, its middle name is Tiberius.

Have you considered "Junior"? As in Junior Tiberus ['bastid]?

Alternately, you could have the first and last name start with the same letter as the last name. That's how I came up with Urban Ulysses for the one that would become Andrew. I would have called him "The Triple U" for short.

You could also try to bring back "Fauntelroy". Or "Earl".

Or "Conan". "Conan Tiberius ['bastid]". When I say that one out loud, it's almost as awesome as "Billy Bob [dlish]". For with a name like that, he will truely see his enemies driven before him and hear the lamentation of the women (he'll have 2 moms after all, so there will be much lamentation, I figure).

And people wonder why my wife stopped letting me suggest names. And why Halx told me "It's your kid, not a toy!"
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