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Old 04-27-2009, 05:32 PM   #55 (permalink)
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hmmm. the OP asked if we would accept an offer to be changed. maybe a better question is how much would we be willing to pay for such an experience? I would easily pay at least a few week's wages for that kind of experience.
Good point. Yeah, I'd pay like $1000 for the experience. That seems fair. ~$45 an hour for 24 hours.

Just as long as it wasn't during "shark week" or "if it bleeds, we can kill it" week or whatever it is that happens to women every 28 days or so.

Rumor has it that sucks.

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to see what a male orgasm feels like.
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Oh-yeah-oh-yeah-oh-yeah-URRRGGGH-*spoik-spoik-spoik*-yeaaaah-uhn! ___X___

X - CHOOSE ONE OF FOLLOWING OPTIONS:

A: Nap
B: Check condom for integrity, nap
C: Squeeze boob, nap
D: Get rid of the urine you've been holding for last 23 minutes
E: Sandwich
F: Squeeze boob, assume cuddle position, nap
G: Immediate Round Two (typically age 30 and under)
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