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FuglyStick · 04-23-2009, 08:18 PM

I tended bar for many years. Drank a few martinis, made tons more. After thousands of drinks, I discovered the perfect cocktail.

First, get a bottle of whiskey

Second, get a glass

Third, pour whiskey in glass

And that's it.

You've got booze pure and unadulterated, just as God intended. Everything else is just a variation of the "little paper umbrella" theme.

04-23-2009, 08:18 PM	#44 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	I tended bar for many years. Drank a few martinis, made tons more. After thousands of drinks, I discovered the perfect cocktail. First, get a bottle of whiskey Second, get a glass Third, pour whiskey in glass And that's it. You've got booze pure and unadulterated, just as God intended. Everything else is just a variation of the "little paper umbrella" theme. __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT! Last edited by FuglyStick; 04-23-2009 at 08:34 PM..