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I wish this was new, amazing... somehow shocking. My inner Holden Caulfield barely twitched.
This situation made me think of his one pearls of wisdom:
"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible."
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