"Hello, Mercedes USA, i have a question for you"
"Yes, go ahead"
"Well I have several squirrels lodged in my front airdamn, and I was wondering if you have any special tools I can use to remove them"
"Do you have a Fabdesign SLR?"
"Yes, why?"
"We'll be right over, we get this all the time."
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