Originally Posted by Shell

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

DEMOCRAT MODEL
You have two cows. Your neighbour has none - you feel guilty for being successful

REPUBLICAN MODEL
You have two cows. Your neighbour has none - So?

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. Most are at the top of the class at cow school.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have 2 bulls. Employees are regularly maimed & killed trying to milk them.