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Sir Mix-A-Lot had it right, bro: Silicone parts are made for toys.
But... oooo, I'd fuck Betty Rubble like a retarded velociraptor.
That was the appeal of one of my girlfriends: delicious cavewoman.
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*thinks a sec, counts on his fingers*
My god, my girlfriends over the last decade alternated eye color: brown, blue, brown, blue, brown, blue, etc.
Scary.
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