A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and
shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Actually, there are four types of bras to choose:
Catholic type supports the masses.
Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.'
...oh, and the German bra....the Holtzemfromfloppen
