"Phew! Smells like sex in here!" That's my favorite kinda stank.
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Yeah, I'm with the Skafe. Since he's like the urban version of me. Ya know, better looking and well dressed.
The problem with "offensive" is that it is a value statement. Axe metros, alcoholics, Vietnam vets, homeless, little old ladies, somebody that just did the dog poop boogie and failed... they all smell bad. If you're racist you can say minorities smell bad, too.
(Sidebar: I think curry is a great way to determine if a white person is racist or not)
So... is there going to be an enforcement agent that is charge of smelling patrons or what? How does level of stank hold up in court?
And what's the next stop on this crazy train? Giving out citations for sweaty pits in public... or, god... VPL?
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Humans are really detached from being animals, aren't they? How silly. I'm going to start passing out copies of
Everybody Poops again.
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CLUE: Scarlet Wikipedia killed Professor Library in the living room with the Internet.
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Originally Posted by LoganSnake
I wish they'd implement this ban for every public place. Streets included.
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...something tells me you don't smell like Vatican sheets.