I find my Job deeply fulfilling.
When I walk into my house, I scrape the pyramids off my boots.
I play frisbee with Yog-Sothoth and dice with Chthulhu. I always win.
My pet shuggoth is a bit off color this morning; guess I shouldn't have beaten him so badly when he ate the Mormons.
I have more talent in my smallest finger than any of you have in your entire bodies.
My real name is Aloysious, but all my buddies call me Lord and Master.
I only come here for the discussion forums.
I believe that George W. Bush is the finest president this country has ever had, and that he acts purely in the national interest, for he is a good man, a moral man, a man of character, and a supra-genius.
Tom Green is a laugh riot.
Nixon got a raw deal.
Damnit! Just tripped over my dick again.
OK, that's more than enough.
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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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