Quote:
Originally Posted by SabrinaFair
"The Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" by Bloodhound Gang.
I believe it's, "Even the one where I'm jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum." Or something to that effect.
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Wow, it's official: I'm going to be soft for a week.