Hell, I'd be a woman for a day just to try on the clothes and attempt to figure out the magic.
I mean, women stress clothing (and friggin' SHOES) so much that it has to be special.
That and there is so much of it out there and it's so expensive. What's the deal?
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Man clothing is boring and utilitarian. I could be a stereotypical lesbian for a day.
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I wonder if I'd be an attractive woman. Hmm. At least I'd be thin.
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