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Originally Posted by ItWasMe
In a dirty public restroom, I'll remove a shoe and one pant leg. Then I straddle the toilet. Of coarse, I have learned to grab the toilet paper first, and stuff it into my bra before removing my leg from my pants. If I pee first, then it's hard to straddle + hold pant leg + rip the toilet paper. I also figured out that it defeats the purpose of all this trouble, if I sit down on the toilet to put my pant leg and shoes back on. I have to do it standing up.
Hubby pee's standing up. If I'm lucky, he lets me hold it for him. Don't laugh; it's fun!  Although he doesn't like it if I squeeze to hard or if I forget to 'tap tap tap' afterwards. And 'drawing circles' is a no-no. He likes to remind me it isn't a toy. WTF?! |
Gee, that's an awful lot to do just to whiz....
I clean off the seat (women who straddle really need to CLEAN IT UP!), then sit forward. I have yet to catch any diseases on the backs of my thighs. And for those women who think they're not the seat sprayers...yes...you are. Floor too. I tend to be very vocal in a busy restroom when I see piggery.