Regarding the splash effect...my Pee Sensei tutored me many moons ago that there are certain angles to avoid firing away at, certain toilet surfaces to avoid hitting to reduce splashage (the upper rim and mid-water for example) and certain objects to avoid peeing on (those public odor control pucks) that fire pee out at every direction. And never straight ahead in a urinal, bounces right back at you as one would imagine.
Peeing accurately with a raging boner is always a challenge too.
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