In a dirty public restroom, I'll remove a shoe and one pant leg. Then I straddle the toilet. Of coarse, I have learned to grab the toilet paper first, and stuff it into my bra before removing my leg from my pants. If I pee first, then it's hard to straddle + hold pant leg + rip the toilet paper. I also figured out that it defeats the purpose of all this trouble, if I sit down on the toilet to put my pant leg and shoes back on. I have to do it standing up.
Hubby pee's standing up. If I'm lucky, he lets me hold it for him. Don't laugh; it's fun!
Although he doesn't like it if I squeeze to hard or if I forget to 'tap tap tap' afterwards. And 'drawing circles' is a no-no. He likes to remind me it isn't a toy. WTF?!