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I stand up to take a piss. I sit down to take a shit though. I also really cant bare to go take a shit without having something to read. To the point that I have probably got to about 30 seconds from shitting myself while desperately searching for a good, magazne, paper, letter, phone directory - anything...
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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."
The Gospel of Thomas
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