-Waitress: "Here's your check." Idiot Customer: "Oh, I don't need that, hehehe." My first job was in a Big Boy restaurant in high school. (couldn't serve booze + lived in a small town) The joke got old.
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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
-Desiderata
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