Punk.of.Ages

So, I know it's a little early in the game, but I have already taken the first strike!

I work best at night anyway...

I hid my roommate's car across the parking lot behind a truck. He will get up in a couple hours for work, he will grab his keys, and he will head out the door. Shortly after, he will come back in frantically asking if I know where his car is. I will say no and act sympathetic until he (A) grabs the phone to call into work, (B) looks like he is going to have a nervous breakdown, or (C) is going to be late for work if I let it go any longer. In such case I will shout "APRIL FOOLS!"

I love this day.

Tell me of your prankings on this most glorious of days.

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike