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Originally Posted by World's King
Wow. people are boring. Is it just me or are those pretty tame? Aside from the 'rape' one.
I was thinking more along the lines of "jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Santa takes a dump on my chest"
I'll give a prize to anyone that knows where that came from... without using Google. Cheaters.
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"The Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" by Bloodhound Gang.
I believe it's, "Even the one where I'm jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum." Or something to that effect.
As for my personal fantasies...it depends on where you draw the line of fantasy. When it's just me day-dreaming, I tend to be rather tame--light bondage, trips down memory lane, "hot for teacher" scenarios. When I'm reading "erotica", as I am wont to do, I tend to trend more towards the dark side--nonconsent/reluctance, domination, group scenarios. When I'm *writing* erotica, I tend to "stick to what I know"--situations I've been in, or similar.