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a Baptist, a Catholic and a Mormon
A Baptist, a Catholic and a Mormon are all sitting in a diner eating breakfast together when the Baptist starts bragging about his family.
“ I have 4 sons! One more and I'll have a basketball team”
“Oh, very nice” says the Catholic, “But I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team!”
The Mormon remains quiet, listening to his friends.
“What's wrong?” The Catholic and Baptist ask “aren't you proud of your family?”
“Well, yes I am” says the Mormon “I have 17 wives, one more and I'll have a golf course!”
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Last edited by RogueGypsy; 03-31-2009 at 11:18 AM..
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