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Originally Posted by Strange Famous
Mine remains the below:
A pretty girl is in danger and is threatened. I rescue her, through an act of extreme, borderline insane, (but morally justified) violence - for example like the time I had a dream of beating Freddie Krueger to death with a three foot iron fence stake, or the time I had that dream about how I murdered a African male lion by smashing his skull in with a heavy hammer. Ideally I should be wounded in a non life threatening way while saving the girl, and would have made several reasonable attempts at a non violent solution to the problem before my warm heart turns cold and the animal in me is unleashed as a last restort to protect the damsel in distress. Afterward the pretty girl will tend to my wounds tenderly, and one thing will lead to another, and we end up having sex all night in her room and we fall in love and live happy ever after.
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*sigh* you married?
Top 20 Male Fantasies *okay, I changed the gender on the questions here* and deleted ones that were also under the Female Fantasies.
*A threesome--usually joining 2 *men*. "Joining" 2 men? No. "Including" 2 men? Yes.
*Sex with a *man* other than your partner (celebrity). Al from the tv show
Home Improvement. YUM!! A couple of others.
*Anonymous, spontaneous sex with a stranger. Started to, but started worrying about whether or not he was armed or was psychotic. Killed the fantasy. Ok I'm weird that way.
*Group Sex with a multitude of gorgeous men. Yes. Wait ... is this all at the same time, or them standing in line? Ok, yes again.
*Unending oral sex dispensed by just about every male you come in contact with. Can't say I've had that fantasy. Trying to give me a heart attack?
*Anal Sex 'nuff said. Nope.
*Secretly watching a *man* undress and masturbate. Masterbate? Nope. Undress? I do that often with hubby. But he always seems to know I'm watching, and doesn't mind.
*Sex in a public or risky place. Nope. Been there; done that.
*Being seduced by an older *man* Yes, but age didn't have much to do with it. Some guys are just sexy at any age.
*Seducing a Virgin. Nope. Been there; done that.
*Spying on two people having sex. Nope.
*Having sex with a friend's boyfriend. LoL, my friends don't have any men I want. So no.
*Sex with forbidden people--girlfriend's dad, boss etc. Not that I can remember.
*Sex with a sex worker. Fantasize about paying for it? Not even in my wildest ones.
*Watching your partner being taken by another *woman* OH, HELL NO! Walking in on my ex-husband with his cousin was enough.
*Being watched an applauded for your sexual expertise. Reminds me of a line in When Harry Met Sally. Nope. Must be a guy thing.
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Top 20 Fantasies for Women
*Fantasies about previous or anticipatory sex with partner. Yep.
*Sex with a man other than your partner. Yep.
*Sex with a woman. Nope.
*Sex with someone at work. Yep. But I'm not naming names.
*A threesome with two men, both fighting over your body. No ... if they're busy fighting over me, they aren't paying enough attention to me.
*Being given expert oral sex. Too much rl to be a fantasy.
*Sex with a stranger--repairman etc. Yep.
*Being found irresistible. Nope. Hubby already does that for me.
*Being a sex worker. Nope.
*Romantic fantasies--white sandy beach, hot men etc. Yep.
*Being Deflowered. Nooooo. People really fantasize about that?
*Being watched. Hehe ... I have a fear of being seen. So no.
*Being forced to strip in front of a crowd of men. Forced to do
anything, No.
*Playing Mrs. Robinson and deflowering a male virgin. No.
*Having an army of perfect men as sex slaves. No. I don't see anything hot about forcing someone to touch me. I'd rather have one imperfect guy who is perfectly willing, than a bunch of perfect men who are forced.
*Being "forced" to have sex. About as often as I fantasize about kicking him in the teeth. Nope.
*Starring in a porn flick. Nope. I have this fear of being seen.
*Being seduced by an authority figure. Not any authority figures that I know.
*S&M-being tied up and spanked, whipped. A big fat NO. I don't like being hurt, at all. Causes immediate anger and usually retribution. Even if it's an inanimate object.