According to at least one not-well-documented source: The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds.
cdw,
apparently you're in Youngstown and maybe this is why, but did you know that technically in Cleveland it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
http://www.angelfire.com/super/shoebox/didyouknow.html