I have this one friend who keeps telling me stories that I really don't need to hear. Like the time she told me that she can't see Cindy Crawford without being creeped out because she had a friend who had a poster of her on his wall. Normally, not unusual, but he apparently had a blacklight in the room and parts of the poster would glow when the light was on. One of those stories I probably didn't need to hear.
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"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head
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