I was have been asked to be the resident expert for the following situations:
- Corporate re: Seminar Technology expert: Color printers cost of ownership versus laser printers
Person who did the speaking engagement was paid $450, the person who did it had less knowledge than I did and he collected the $450.
- News re: Websites: Technology expert on camera for the Heaven's Gate suicide
I didn't want to be associated with the news company. They guy calling me wanted to sleep with me
- Virus: Technology expert on the proliferation of virus in MS products.
I didn't want to be associated with the news company. They guy calling me wanted to sleep with me
- Gameshow - Who Wants to be a Millionaire: Technology question verification that there is only one possible single answer.
I wanted to do this one, and I wanted to sleep with the hot chick that was the researcher
I declined all of them except the gameshow. Everything else I felt I was not qualified to be an expert.
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