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One of our friends is from Bulgaria and I dearly love the man. He kills me on a regular basis.
Last night he told us a story.
His fiance is from Ireland and here for awhile. They were driving through the UK for a few days and ate like crap for an extended period of time, little healthy food or water and lots of beer. Apparently, he got constipated and when he finally "went" it was "St. Patrick's Day green!" His fiance tried to explain it was like a little kid who is sick and the bacteria turns things green. I think I turned a little green and then when the phrase "I've never been so thankful for a bad case of diarrhea..." entered the conversation, I was outta there.
There are just some things I don't need to know.
And he posted it.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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