Mine remains the below:
A pretty girl is in danger and is threatened. I rescue her, through an act of extreme, borderline insane, (but morally justified) violence - for example like the time I had a dream of beating Freddie Krueger to death with a three foot iron fence stake, or the time I had that dream about how I murdered a African male lion by smashing his skull in with a heavy hammer. Ideally I should be wounded in a non life threatening way while saving the girl, and would have made several reasonable attempts at a non violent solution to the problem before my warm heart turns cold and the animal in me is unleashed as a last restort to protect the damsel in distress. Afterward the pretty girl will tend to my wounds tenderly, and one thing will lead to another, and we end up having sex all night in her room and we fall in love and live happy ever after.
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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."
The Gospel of Thomas
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