I work for a cellular company. One of the perks is that everyone gets free mobile phone service. The drawback to this is that our break room is constantly stuffed with these idiots on their phones trying to shout above each other in their own one-sided conversations. Just try to have a relaxing smokie break when you've got 10 people in the smoke room with you hollering at their kids, parents, & significant others.
I'm gonna make a sign that says "Please insert mobile phones securely in rectum before entering." and stick it on the door there.
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Incompetence
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
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