Hail oh Masticorous Progenator and Unbenign One!
I just returned from a trek about the Eastern Regions of your United States and found this call for bears. I have two on file.
If these are suitable for your thread, I am gladsome. However, if my bears lack a certain panache or unsettling subtext, I must needs delve into the Web of Dark Desire and capture alternative images to display before you.