the wife has some stretch marks. most of hers are from our kids. she actually went 8 months with our first kid without getting any, then she stopped using the cream she had been using to try to prevent them and BAM!! there they were. still, they don't bother me. she actually had some as a teenager from going from an A cup to a C cup almost over night. don't mind those either. without them, there would be no huge boobs in my life.
the only time stretch marks have bothered me was walking through the grocery store one day this woman walked past me in a shirt that showed off her stomach, and she had stretch marks so bad it looked like she went from being a size 0 one night to having an alien abduct her and shove a bowling ball through her belly button over night. and on top of that she had been tanning so the skin that wasn't stretched was dark and the stretch marks were pasty white. man, that lady was just nasty.