Thank you, noodle. And being another Floridian I can also vouch for the exponential effect that heat has on the gross-out factor of dog shit. Combined with Florida's humidity which keeps the piles from dessicating and, in fact, preserves them - and leads to even more repulsive results that I won't even go into to.
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