Hey Fugly, here's some fun ..... try
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/archive/
or just set the page in the sexuality and life forums to beginning. Also, don't just read the recent posts. Those will soon begin to start appearing as boring rehashes of what could have happened.
Trust me, if not for the learning, this place also makes for great entertainment.
P.S. I Totally and completely agree with shesus.