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One of my friends was getting married so a few of us went and had a few(several) drinks at a nearby bar before we headed to the church.One of my friends,to put it bluntly,was not the sharpest knife in the drawer,but none the less was a hell of a nice guy.
As we entered the foyer of the church,an usher was asking the people if they were friends or relatives of the bride or groom in order to designate which side of the church to seat people on. When the usher asked my buddy,"bride or groom," without even breaking stride, my buddy offered, "no thanks,"and walked past the usher who had the most dumbfounded look on his face you could imagine.
To this day we still laugh our asses off at that comment.
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