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My mother is notorious for this....
My personal favorite:
The Real Version: "...and swim in your veins like a fish in the sea"
Mama's Version: "I can swim in the ocean, I can piss in the sea"
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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
-Desiderata
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