Piners are useful for what they're useful for. Drinking while sweaty. Also Dogs, Children, Mormons, and Muslims. If I'm drinking Fizzy Yellow, it's probably something like this:
And if you do enjoy a clean, dry pilsner, I have to recommend Fielders Pils. It's a norther German Pils, so Drier, cleaner, and more hops balanced. Also, it comes in a stoneware bottle, so it's never skunked.