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Redjake · 02-27-2009, 04:01 PM

To be honest, I would be jealous too. If you are going out with guy friends getting drunk, what is he supposed to think?

The reason he is jealous is as simple as this: the guys you hang out with, unless every one of them is gay, would fuck you sideways on a moment's notice. The only reason they are truly hanging out with you is because they want to have sex with you. Everything else comes in second place.

Here's a When Harry Met Sally quote that explains it perfectly:

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.

Your boyfriend is jealous because the guys you hang out with want to get in your pants! Either break it off or stop hanging out with them.

02-27-2009, 04:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	To be honest, I would be jealous too. If you are going out with guy friends getting drunk, what is he supposed to think? The reason he is jealous is as simple as this: the guys you hang out with, unless every one of them is gay, would fuck you sideways on a moment's notice. The only reason they are truly hanging out with you is because they want to have sex with you. Everything else comes in second place. Here's a When Harry Met Sally quote that explains it perfectly: Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK? Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends. Sally: Why not? Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: You only think you do. Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: How do you know? Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive. Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too. Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you? Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story. Your boyfriend is jealous because the guys you hang out with want to get in your pants! Either break it off or stop hanging out with them. __________________ Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.