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Plan9 · 02-25-2009, 07:33 PM

Kir,

My inner ogre is saying: "Be happy with what you have! You'll miss it when it's gone. Especially if it does your laundry."

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I suppose we're all superficial about the packaging, but I'm starting to think I need a good thorough examination of the cranial innards. I'm talking about weird first dates that involve an all-night version of 20 Questions. My type? A girl that isn't pumped full of society's "this is what girls do" garbage.

She can be hot and have a big nose and tiny boobs and like guns... but if she's immature and has more baggage than the underside of a 747... I won't even hit it. I feel like a dating mercenary... crashing in under the cover of darkness in a black suit to recon the target for a potential cruise missile strike.

02-25-2009, 07:33 PM	#28 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Kir, My inner ogre is saying: "Be happy with what you have! You'll miss it when it's gone. Especially if it does your laundry." ... I suppose we're all superficial about the packaging, but I'm starting to think I need a good thorough examination of the cranial innards. I'm talking about weird first dates that involve an all-night version of 20 Questions. My type? A girl that isn't pumped full of society's "this is what girls do" garbage. She can be hot and have a big nose and tiny boobs and like guns... but if she's immature and has more baggage than the underside of a 747... I won't even hit it. I feel like a dating mercenary... crashing in under the cover of darkness in a black suit to recon the target for a potential cruise missile strike. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 02-25-2009 at 07:36 PM..