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Tilted Cat Head
Administrator
Location: Manhattan, NY
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What really happens when you use freecreditreport.com?
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What really happens when you use freecreditreport.com?
This was for a contest to either cover one of the songs from the commercials or write your own jingle. Being that this isn't very flattering to the website, I bet I won't win. 
Here are the lyrics, by request:
I thought that I should check my score at freecreditreport.com
after seeing that guy explain to me all the things that could go wrong
but I didn't read the fine print and when a bunch of time went by
I saw that every month they'd charged my card about $14.95
so now I'm back in debt, that's what I get for thinking it was free
and even now my pet turtle just can't stand the site of me
I can't afford expensive drinks so cheap ones will suffice
but now I'm all hung over after drinking Natty Ice
online everyone's un-friended me, even that guy Tom
all because most of my money went to freecreditreport.com
so now I'm back in debt, that's what I get for thinking it was free
I didn't know it's legal to intentionally mislead
my lights have been shut off and my sink has now run dry
and all that's left to do is sit alone in the dark and cry
I had a house and family, but now everything is gone
so my life's completely ruined by freecreditreport.com
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hmmmm so they screw you with a monthly fee for a "free" credit report. Seems like a good way to get the word out with yet their own catchy ditty.
Glad to see that there is no such thing as a free lunch.
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